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DO NOT...
10. Ask me where Tutorial room 5 is.
9. Ignore the "closed from 1-2" sign on the main door of the TSO and knock at the "no entry for students" door instead.
8. Smoke during your field practical. I know you are outside anyway but you can't just light up over the soil samples.
7. Nip outside during a practical class for a smoke wearing your lab coat.
6. Nip to the cafe for a drink during a practical class wearing a lab coat.
5. Tut if a member of staff tries to walk through your group with a trolley.
4. Tut if a member of staff tries to walk past a line of you sitting on the stairs.
3. Stand keeping the fire doors open so you can get a mobile signal.
2. Stand in the lift keeping the doors open so you can get a mobile signal.
and finally...
STAND OUTSIDE MY OFFICE WHISTLING "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS?" !!!!
10. Ask me where Tutorial room 5 is.
9. Ignore the "closed from 1-2" sign on the main door of the TSO and knock at the "no entry for students" door instead.
8. Smoke during your field practical. I know you are outside anyway but you can't just light up over the soil samples.
7. Nip outside during a practical class for a smoke wearing your lab coat.
6. Nip to the cafe for a drink during a practical class wearing a lab coat.
5. Tut if a member of staff tries to walk through your group with a trolley.
4. Tut if a member of staff tries to walk past a line of you sitting on the stairs.
3. Stand keeping the fire doors open so you can get a mobile signal.
2. Stand in the lift keeping the doors open so you can get a mobile signal.
and finally...
STAND OUTSIDE MY OFFICE WHISTLING "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS?" !!!!